I do not think that word means what you think it means

On the radio these days, you might hear Jill Phillips singing a Pierce Pettis song called “God Believes in You.”  Pettis has written some beautiful lyrics, but this particular song makes me scratch my head.  I’m not sure what he means when he says God believes in me.

Merriam-Webster‘s definition for “believe“:
intransitive verb
1 a : to have a firm religious faith b : to accept as true, genuine, or real (ideals we believe in) (believes in ghosts)
2 : to have a firm conviction as to the goodness, efficacy, or ability of something (believe in exercise)
3 : to hold an opinion : THINK (I believe so)
transitive verb
1 a : to consider to be true or honest (believe the reports) (you wouldn’t believe how long it took) b : to accept the word or evidence of (I believe you) (couldn’t believe my ears)
2 : to hold as an opinion : SUPPOSE (I believe it will rain soon)

God has a firm religious faith in us?  God accepts us as true, genuine or real?  God has a firm conviction as to our goodness, efficacy, or ability?  God holds an opinion on us?  God considers us to be true and honest?  God holds us as an opinion?

None of the above?

I get the feeling Pettis had good intentions when he wrote those lyrics, but I think they communicate the wrong idea.  It sounds like a song that says God is a bit of a cheerleader rather than our sole source of strength.

Am I misreading the song?  If so, what do you think Pettis meant when he wrote the song?  Is there Biblical support for the idea that God “believes in” us?

How would you rewrite that line?

I’m in-de-pen-dent!

On Wednesday morning, the Gideons were on campus at the University of Michigan, distributing Bibles. These distributions tend to generate worthwhile anecdotes, and Wednesday was no exception. This one is short, but it’s thought-provoking:

A Gideon offered a Bible to a passing student, and the student declined, saying, “I don’t need that; I’m a scientist.”

Strike that

The district and the union reached a tentative agreement yesterday; the teachers approved the new contract this morning.

The Detroit News feels the agreement doesn’t really solve any underlying problems.  It’s a good point.  The contract gets the teachers back in the classrooms, but it doesn’t do much more than that.

The new deal is a three-year contract; 2009 could be exciting.  Assuming, of course, both that the district and city do not experience a miraculous turnaround (economically and in administrative competence) and that the teachers do not gain realistic perspective.

But at least students matter again, for another three years.

One of these things is not like the others

When the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup, their celebration in Detroit drew around 1 million fans.

When the Pistons won an NBA championship, their celebration in Detroit also drew around 1 million fans.

When Detroit’s WNBA team, the Shock, recently won a WNBA championship, their celebration in Detroit drew … “more than 300 fans.”

I am not against the existence of the WNBA; I just don’t want to see anyone pretend that it is a major pro sports league.  There are many high school teams that likely would draw at least 300 to a championship celebration.

Busy football weekend

1)Raindrops keep falling on my helmet
On Saturday, Michigan played Central Michigan at the Big House, and the game made history.  Rather, the skies made history.  In the middle of the first half, a thunderstorm caused the officials to halt the game and send the teams to the locker rooms.  Believe it or not, according to the University of Michigan, a weather delay has never before happened in over 75 seasons of football at Michigan Stadium.

Really, as thunderstorms go, the electrical side of it wasn’t very severe.  The rain was heavy, but the lightning wasn’t too bad.  But college rules are similar to Michigan high school rules: a lightning strike in the area requires officials to suspend the game, and the game cannot resume until 30 minutes after the last lightning strike.  Fortunately, the storm passed quickly, and the delay lasted only about an hour.

However, when the heavy rain hit, it became abundantly clear that a true emergency at the stadium would result in complete chaos.  The stadium announcer told the crowd to seek shelter, and most complied (probably because they wanted to get out of the rain, not because they were concerned about lightning) … at least, they tried to comply.  But with so many people trying to leave at once, the exits were the equivalent of the city streets during the getaway scene in The Italian Job when they’re changing all the traffic lights to cause problems.  The stadium has enough trouble with normal traffic in and out; with everyone trying to leave at once, it was even worse.

It was bad enough that I saw two choices: I could sit in my seat and get wet, or I could stand in line to leave and get wet.  If I stood in line, my seat would also get wet; if I stayed, at least I’d have a dry place to sit after the storm.  So I stayed.

Some thought I might have been one player short of an offensive line as I watched a thunderstorm … from the top row of the stadium … wearing a metal helmet.  But my helmet was keeping my head dry, and around the rim of the stadium there were a number of flagpoles to distract the lightning.  In the end, the lightning looked the other way, and I just got wet.  But my clothes dried by the end of the game, so that wasn’t a big problem.

However, even with all the excitement and history of the day, Michigan still failed to cover the spread.  Amazing.

2)So close!
I am always hoping to have a perfect football weekend, during which the teams I follow (Chelsea [freshmen, JV, varsity], Michigan, Detroit) go 5-0.  This weekend was within a couple plays of happening.  Chelsea went 3-0 against Tecumseh and Michigan beat Central, and the Lions and Seahawks were tied at 6 with time winding down in the fourth quarter.  But the Lions couldn’t make one more stop, and as time expired, Seattle hit a field goal to win the game 9-6.

Ah, well.  There are six more weeks to try for a perfect football weekend.

(But this coming weekend does not look good, since Adrian is always a struggle for all three Chelsea teams, Michigan plays Notre Dame in South Bend, and Detroit has to play the Bears — coming off a shutout of Green Bay at Lambeau — in Chicago.)

In every game, be this our aim, V-I-C-T-O-R-Y: Week 3 vs. Tecumseh

Chelsea High School Football record through week 3: 7-2 (3-0 week 3; 5-1 SEC).

Not much drama this week, as Tecumseh is enduring a serious down cycle right now, while Chelsea is enjoying a serious up cycle; all three levels defeated the Indians fairly easily.

Troubling: the varsity played a sloppy game. I know it was not expected to be much of a contest, so I can see why they might have played a bit loose. But Adrian is next on the schedule, and Chelsea can afford no serious mistakes against a team like Adrian. I hope their Tecumseh game habits don’t carry over to the next game.

Amusing: McClendon nearly broke one kick return, but on his way to the end zone, he was caught inside the 30. The tackler poked the ball free … and Connell picked up the fumble and took it the rest of the way.

You’re smelling quite Christian today

The Detroit News published an informative article last week.

At the International Christian Retail Show, companies hawked products like Follow the Son flip flops, which leave a “Follow Jesus” imprint wherever they go, Christian Outdoorsman’s camoflauge baseball cap with a cross on the front, and Revelation Products’ Gospel Golf Balls.

Among all those relatively pedestrian products bound for religious bookstores, one product was particularly eye-catching.  Or rather, nose-catching.

Christian perfume.

The new fragrance, called Virtuous Woman, is intended to be a tool for evangelism, according to Milton Hobbs, the man behind the smell: “It should be enticing enough to provoke questions: ‘What’s that you’re wearing?’  Then you take that opportunity to speak of your faith. They’ve opened the door, and now they’re going to get it.”

There are countless jokes to make based on that product, and I’m sure most of them have already been used.  I’m not looking to make jokes; I’m just wondering if there is any way to make this sort of thing stop.  I’m tired of seeing products best suited for a Saturday Night Live spoof commercial marketed instead as a serious product; I’m tired of fighting through a river of what some call “Jesus Junk.”  I just want to be Christian without being told to buy Christian.  I want to be able to say the word “Christian” and have it mean people, not things.

I do not want to look, sound or smell Christian; I want to BE a Christian.

Out on a called strike

Update: the Detroit teacher strike continues, and the district has elected to cancel school until the dispute is resolved.  Obviously, nobody is particularly happy about it.  Here’s my current thought: there is no possible way this situation can be justified as being for the good of the students.  None.  It has been a while since I have seen anyone trot out that line (like “this isn’t about money; this is about educating the children”); if anyone tries to say this strike is about the children, that person should be laughed out of town.  This strike lost all student-related justification the moment students became unable to go to school.

It is worth noting that there are other area districts that have not yet settled on a contract, but they have reported to work.  Those teachers have shown that they value students over contracts; Detroit teachers have demonstrated the opposite.