30 July (2005)
Sometimes I Wonder If Newspaper Editors are Clever or Careless, or
Today in the News: Criminal Cuisine

My favorite headline of the day, on USAToday.com:

“Italians grill suspect”

I hope I’m invited to that one. I like Italian food! And, judging from a later headline on the same site, so does the suspect:

“Bombing suspect grilled in Italy, would prefer to stay there”