Sports can produce some curious words and phrases: during today’s Denver Broncos/Arizona Cardinals game, CBS analyst Jim Nance noted that the Broncos were “out-yardaging” the Cardinals.

Afterwards, Nance’s high school English teacher proudly declared that Nance is clearly out-commentarying all other analysts on TV today.  Also, he applauded Nance’s linguistic innovation, saying he is “breaking down antiquated barriers between nouns and verbs.”