In Wales, the Black Mountain Smokery has been ordered to alter the name of one of its products. Trading standards watchdogs have ordered the company to rename its Welsh Dragon Sausage because the sausages do not contain dragon, thus making the name misleading for consumers, they say.
The sausages are now labeled Welsh Dragon Pork Sausages.
In other news, university officials in East Lansing have been ordered to rename Michigan State Football. The NCAA has ruled that the name may cause sports fans to expect to find football in East Lansing.
Don’t forget Girl Scout cookies.
I bought some Amish chicken yesterday. Maybe we’ll have beef instead.