Hasbro has introduced a new toothbrush aimed at children. To encourage kids to brush for the oft-recommended two minutes, the toothbrush plays two minutes of music from artists such as Kelly Clarkson, Queen, Hilary Duff and Black Eyed Peas.

But there’s a twist. It doesn’t just play music through a small tinny speaker. No, it takes a different approach: it pipes the music through the very teeth it brushes.

This can mean only one thing: Apple will soon announce the iPod Molar.  Gigabytes of music in your mouth, available in porcelain, gold and stainless steel.  Talk to your Apple-Certified dentist to see if the iPod Molar is right for you.