“BERLIN (Reuters) – A pregnant cow being chased by police and fire fighters caused 25,000 euros ($33,900) of damage on a three-hour rampage through the German city of Hanover.”

I’m not even kidding. Hanover was terrorized for three hours by the Dairy Destroyer … the Bovine Bully … the Malevolent Moo.

I’m not even going to try a joke here; it’s humorous enough as it is.