I think I bring a lot to the < table>, but I won’t let it go to my < head>

In the interest of full disclosure, I think it’s important that you, my loyal readers, know an important fact about me:

Let’s just say I wouldn’t be heartbroken if one of those shirts happened to appear on my front porch one day. Especially if it happened to be size XL and color navy or asphalt. I’m just saying, you know? It definitely wouldn’t ruin my day. (Also, a Porsche would be pretty cool.)

Anyway, that shirt, and other funny shirts, can be found at noisebot.com. I happen to enjoy the new hazard in Oregon Trail and the evolution of modern fun.

(For those of you who might be wondering why that shirt is funny: HTML is a language used to write web pages. If you’re curious, you can read it about it, and you can learn how to write it.)

Update: Event Planner Annette surprised me by actually presenting me with the HTML shirt.  It lives up to my expectations: it almost always makes someone laugh when I wear it.