Official Mindreader legal counsel Justin sent me the link to a bio on the website of a law firm. But don’t start yawning just yet; this is not your father’s lawyer’s bio. It begins by saying:

Kevin, a Shareholder practicing in Otten Johnson’s real estate group, was raised by penguins following a childhood boating accident. He graduated magna cum laude from Colby College, where he learned that not all issues can be reduced to black or white.

I recommend reading the full bio. Be sure to take a look at the awards on the right side.