This explains so much!

Yesterday my skis and I went up to Mt. Holly to take advantage of the newly-returned winter we are enjoying after last week’s 60-degree annoyance. During one of my trips up the lift, a snowboarder struck up a conversation:

“Hey, that’s a nice goatee you have there.”
“Thanks. I’ve been working on it for a while.”
“Do you have a wife or anything?”
“No, I’m single.”
“Oh. I was just wondering what she thought of it.”