Hail the Chairman Brady

The NFL announced a first: next season, New England and Seattle will play a preseason game in China.  As a part of the marketing of the China Bowl, the Patriots are selling a Chinese Tom Brady jersey.

It would be fun to see them actually wear those for the game.  Confusing for U.S. fans, but fun.  Just imagine the amusement of watching the referees try to announce the penalized players by number!  “Intentional grounding, number … uh … t equals?  Ah, forget it, I’m sure there was a receiver somewhere.”

Military presence at Michigan Stadium

Michigan beat Wisconsin on Saturday; that was good.  And the day was even better because I finally got to meet the UM Army man!

I have been wanting to meet him since I started wearing my helmet to games, and I finally got the opportunity on Saturday.  He is a great guy — very friendly, and a staunch Michigan fan.

Nayv-safe schools

As to the question of which schools’ jerseys would be safe for the Nayv-adorned kicker, here’s the best I — with some help — could do for D-1 schools:

UMass
Bucknell
Southern Miss
Ole Miss

Other schools have Nayv-safe names, but they do not display that name on their jerseys.  These schools include:

Tennessee (no text)
UConn (jerseys say Connecticut)
Marshall (jerseys say Herd)
Hawaii (jerseys say Warriors)
Cornell (no text)
Gardner-Webb (jerseys say Dogs)

I liek sporst, adn I cna proofreda.

I have to feel bad for Navy’s placekicker; for last week’s game, his jersey featured a rather startling error: rather than playing for Navy, apparently he played for Nayv.

In other news, on Saturday I will be cheering for Michigna to defeat Wisconsni.

Fun question:
It has been noted that the placekicker would not have this problem if he played for Tennessee.  Are there any other schools that could help him avoid this sartorial snafu?

It’s not worth this much

“The instant replay official whose failure to overturn a bad call led to a narrow victory for Oregon over Oklahoma said he feels like he is under siege after receiving menacing phone calls and a death threat.”

This is utterly pathetic. Yes, he did not make the correct call, but menacing phone calls? A death threat? This is football! I am a big Michigan fan, but I know where the game ends and serious life begins. Football — a game, last I checked — never justifies this sort of response.

This is on par with last year’s reaction in Columbus to the Texas loss, when tight end Ryan Hamby received death threats for dropping a third-quarter touchdown pass.  As a sports fan and a human, this overreaction disgusts me.  One loss is not worth that much.  Okay, so get angry, rant on a message board or a local sports radio talk show — and then get over it.  Move on.  Find a real atrocity.

One of these things is not like the others

When the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup, their celebration in Detroit drew around 1 million fans.

When the Pistons won an NBA championship, their celebration in Detroit also drew around 1 million fans.

When Detroit’s WNBA team, the Shock, recently won a WNBA championship, their celebration in Detroit drew … “more than 300 fans.”

I am not against the existence of the WNBA; I just don’t want to see anyone pretend that it is a major pro sports league.  There are many high school teams that likely would draw at least 300 to a championship celebration.

Busy football weekend

1)Raindrops keep falling on my helmet
On Saturday, Michigan played Central Michigan at the Big House, and the game made history.  Rather, the skies made history.  In the middle of the first half, a thunderstorm caused the officials to halt the game and send the teams to the locker rooms.  Believe it or not, according to the University of Michigan, a weather delay has never before happened in over 75 seasons of football at Michigan Stadium.

Really, as thunderstorms go, the electrical side of it wasn’t very severe.  The rain was heavy, but the lightning wasn’t too bad.  But college rules are similar to Michigan high school rules: a lightning strike in the area requires officials to suspend the game, and the game cannot resume until 30 minutes after the last lightning strike.  Fortunately, the storm passed quickly, and the delay lasted only about an hour.

However, when the heavy rain hit, it became abundantly clear that a true emergency at the stadium would result in complete chaos.  The stadium announcer told the crowd to seek shelter, and most complied (probably because they wanted to get out of the rain, not because they were concerned about lightning) … at least, they tried to comply.  But with so many people trying to leave at once, the exits were the equivalent of the city streets during the getaway scene in The Italian Job when they’re changing all the traffic lights to cause problems.  The stadium has enough trouble with normal traffic in and out; with everyone trying to leave at once, it was even worse.

It was bad enough that I saw two choices: I could sit in my seat and get wet, or I could stand in line to leave and get wet.  If I stood in line, my seat would also get wet; if I stayed, at least I’d have a dry place to sit after the storm.  So I stayed.

Some thought I might have been one player short of an offensive line as I watched a thunderstorm … from the top row of the stadium … wearing a metal helmet.  But my helmet was keeping my head dry, and around the rim of the stadium there were a number of flagpoles to distract the lightning.  In the end, the lightning looked the other way, and I just got wet.  But my clothes dried by the end of the game, so that wasn’t a big problem.

However, even with all the excitement and history of the day, Michigan still failed to cover the spread.  Amazing.

2)So close!
I am always hoping to have a perfect football weekend, during which the teams I follow (Chelsea [freshmen, JV, varsity], Michigan, Detroit) go 5-0.  This weekend was within a couple plays of happening.  Chelsea went 3-0 against Tecumseh and Michigan beat Central, and the Lions and Seahawks were tied at 6 with time winding down in the fourth quarter.  But the Lions couldn’t make one more stop, and as time expired, Seattle hit a field goal to win the game 9-6.

Ah, well.  There are six more weeks to try for a perfect football weekend.

(But this coming weekend does not look good, since Adrian is always a struggle for all three Chelsea teams, Michigan plays Notre Dame in South Bend, and Detroit has to play the Bears — coming off a shutout of Green Bay at Lambeau — in Chicago.)

This and that

1)Lucky Strike Makes Fine Tobacco
Today is the first day of school in Detroit; the teachers are still on strike. The schools are being staffed by a minimal crew of adminstrators and volunteer parents. Yes indeed, it’s all about educating the kids … for the people who are in the classroom right now.

2)The University of Michigan announces change of school colors; the new scheme will be pink and white
No, that’s not a real announcement. But at Saturday’s game vs. Vanderbilt, I saw a woman wearing a pink and white Michigan shirt. What is the problem with wearing actual school colors? If you’re going to go to a Michigan game wearing a Michigan shirt, make it blue and yellow. Otherwise, just wear a blank pink shirt.

Related question: do any women’s professional sports teams have pink as a color? I’m curious.

Also eye-catching on Saturday at the stadium was the man wearing an original Buffalo Sabres jersey. Throwback out-of-town hockey jerseys are an uncommon sight at a Michigan football game.

3)The stress makes the day more memorable, right?
Weddings are exhausting, and they can be so even for those who are not deeply involved in them.

And that, as they say, is that.