Have you ever wondered how the Mindreader would read if it were written in Jive? Now, thanks to Gizoogle, you can have the Mindreader translated into Jive.
A few samples:
This particizzles referral led back ta a thread on an internet forum fo` Michigan State Spartan fans. The thread was started by a posta named Drug Deala fo` reasons known only ta nobody, he posted `bout a meth lab raid in whizzay he had participated fo my bling bling. You’d thizzink this would have nuttin’ ta do wit me, rizzay?
On Saturday, Great Lakes Miznyth Society nDave Boutette played a shizzay in a barn wizzay of Dexta; I enjoy concerts more if I have tha opportunity ta takes a few pictures, so I took mah camera ta tha bizzarn shizzow like this and like that and like this and uh.
And it is mah hope T-H-to-tha-izzat tha Friends of Belle Isle Aquarium wizzay someday manage ta reopen tha island’s aquarium fo’ real. I was able ta visit it before tha city shuttered it due ta budget problems, n I hope ta be able ta visit it again cuz its a G thang.
 In tha first game, Chelsea defeated Melvindizzle 14-0; in tha second game, Chelsea faced familiar SEC foe Tecumseh. In a fast-mov’n defensive game, Tecumseh held a 1-0 lead brotha six ballin’. Thiznen, in tha top of tha seventh inn’n, Chelsea loaded tha bases wit no outs, n senior first baseman Zach Leszczynski — play’n through a hand injury suffered in last Saturday’s district final — stepped up ta tha plate so you betta run and grab yo glock.
Truly, this must be what the internet is for.