A few weeks ago, I was thoroughly amused to find a Russian skiing forum wondering if I was a one-legged skier. But while that was good comedy from my perspective, I have stumbled onto more comedy in my site referrals. And this time, it’s in English.
This particular referral led back to a thread on an internet forum for Michigan State Spartan fans. The thread was started by a poster named SpartanOfficer; for reasons known only to nobody, he posted about a meth lab raid in which he had participated. You’d think this would have nothing to do with me, right?
Wrong. After all, we’re dealing with the alternate universe of MSU fans.
A few posts into the thread, another forum member posted a picture of me — Sgt. Wolverine — and the friendly UM Army guy, and he garnished it with this snarky question: “Two of the perpetrators?”
And it didn’t stop there. Not only was I operating a meth lab — and you all thought I was going into the photography business! — but it seems that before I opened my meth lab, I was the lead singer for the Spin Doctors.
(I am definitely on the cover of Rolling Stone.)
So, to review, in the last month, the internet has taught me three things about myself:
- I am a one-legged skier
- Until recently, I operated a meth lab
- I am Chris Barron, the lead singer of the Spin Doctors
And now I’m wondering: first I looked like Josh Blue, now I look like Chris Barron … who could be next?
Tell Tobin I’m busting out the cd! I’ll bring it down and you can autograph it.
I think you look like Uncle Boo, the guy that walks kinda funny and has game cube and once yelled out NOSTRILS in a crowded fast food restaurant.
Burrill, when Paul O’Dirt gets there, you distract him with some They Might Be Giants while I will put the Spin Doctors CD in the microwave.
There will come a place in your own life when “FUN” don’t means pub browsing, going to clubs, becoming out and about til 4am or even ingesting a lot of. It means videos, going to a family event meals, bedtime reports, and also slumbering from 8pm.