1)Superman outraged at the competition
A German man is developing a strap-on wing. Originally conceived as equipment for extreme sports enthusiasts, it is now being considered an exciting military tool. Instead of slowly drifting to their targets using parachutes, soldiers could fly quickly and precisely to a destination. Also, he is developing jet nozzles for the wing, an advancement which would increase the distance the wing and its user could cover.

At present, there is no word on whether or not he is also developing a cape.

(Thanks to Zippy for the link.)

2)They all started somewhere
When they built their new stadium, the Seattle Seahawks made a nice gesture: they included a display of helmets from every high school football team in the state. That’s superb; I’d like to see more displays like it.