Here’s something I didn’t know: Diet Coke has more caffeine than Classic Coke. Actually, it has more caffeine than even Dr Pepper. For some reason, this doesn’t make sense to me.
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On Sunday I attended Bo Schembechler’s public viewing; as I was signing the guestbook, a Detroit News photographer took my picture. The picture ended up accompanying the News’ article on the viewing.
In fact, it ended up on the front page.
Photo of the Variable Time Period, vol. 31
Farewell, Bo (19 November 2006).

The Black M
On the day before one of the biggest Michigan/Ohio State games, Bo Schembechler has died.
I know you probably already know it, but I needed to say it here.
Official releases:
MGoBlue.com
Umich.edu
News
I made a few slight alterations to the last six paragraphs of the final Chelsea football recap (from “On a personal note” to the end) and sent it to the Chelsea Standard as a letter to the editor; it ran in this week’s edition.
Excuse me, but your priorities are showing
With a highly-anticipated Michigan/Ohio State football game quickly approaching, there is an amusing and perhaps somewhat revealing difference between the main pages of the schools’ websites: note the amount of game-related content on Michigan’s page and on OSU’s page.
That probably says more about Columbus than it says about Ann Arbor.
(Thanks to js for the tip.)
If it makes you happy, it can’t be that bad
During a recent church service I attended, there was a distracting incongruity in the service’s conclusion. The pastor preached a thoughtful sermon on grace, after which the congregation observed communion. To that point, the elements of the service had evoked a solemn, contemplative spirit in the room — a spirit that was deepened by the first song following communion: Grace Greater Than Our Sin.
Had the service ended after that hymn, the lingering impact would have been powerful; unfortunately, the service concluded not with the quieter notes of Grace Greater Than Our Sin, but with the upbeat energy of Days of Elijah.
The congregation seemed happy to enjoy the final song; however, I was thoroughly distracted by the abrupt transition from the quieter spirit of the service to the fast-paced cheerfulness of the final song. After I had been drawn into deep spiritual contemplation, I was undiplomatically pulled right back out of that contemplation by a mismatched song; the dischordant upbeat conclusion served not to encourage me, but to disrupt me.
In this instance, the issue was not the song itself, but its misplacement. While Days of Elijah is a wonderful song, it was a major departure from the spirit the service had evoked on that Sunday; it was a contrast, not a complement. But that is a symptom of something more important.
The larger problem revealed by such song misplacement seems to be an unsettling trend among a number of modern Christian churches: forced joyfulness. Sadly, it is common for churches to habitually end services on a musically upbeat note, no matter whether the rest of the service is upbeat or solemn. There seems to be a belief — though in practice it may no longer even be conscious for many — that worship is best concluded on a cheerful note so that worshippers might go forth with joy.
At best, this is an artificial pursuit of an unnecessary goal; at worst, it is an attempt to make services more appealing by making the lingering conclusion a comfortable cheerfulness rather than a potentially uncomfortable contemplation. While the former may sometimes be forgivably well-intentioned and correctable, the latter is inexcusably consumer-oriented — and that is a dangerous focus for a church.
Worship services need not be a journey to an emotion; they should be open roads, not linear scripts. Some worship services will be joyful and upbeat, and concluding such services with upbeat songs is natural; other worship services will be solemn and contemplative, and those services should be concluded in a manner that allows and even compels worshipers to carry that spirit out the door.
Domestic travel warning
When the U.S. State Department decides a country is too dangerous for American travelers, it issues travel warnings. For the most part, the list of countries is fairly predictable.
Earlier this week, the University of Michigan took a page from the State Department’s playbook and issued its own travel warning — not for students traveling overseas, but for football fans traveling to Columbus for Saturday’s football game.
Bad business
Mitch Albom’s commentary on a potential Michigan/Ohio State rematch in January concluded with these disheartening words:
The truth is, rematches don’t ruin anything except an argument. So is college football in the national championship business or the argument business?
Sometimes I can’t tell.
Mr. Albom, et al.: college football should be in the football business. Championships and arguments are ancillary. The point of the sport should be the games, not just the results. I love football; leave me the sport, and take your championships elsewhere.
Photo of the Variable Time Period, vol. 30
Goodbye for now (10 November 2006).

Chelsea parents begin to lower the banner after the Bulldogs’ 25-28 playoff loss to Fowlerville. Chelsea ended the season 10-2.