Previous meeting (week 4): Chelsea d. Adrian 21-10

Chelsea Varsity Football 2007 record: 11-0

We’ve got spirits, yes we do! But they come alive on the field.

As the Bulldogs were defeating Tecumseh in the first round of the SEC playoffs — the rumor is that there are other conferences represented, but I’m skeptical — they were keeping one eye on the game between familiar conference foe Adrian and last year’s playoff spoiler Fowlerville; the winner would be making a visit to Jerry Niehaus Field the next Friday evening. Most seemed to expect a Fowlerville victory, which would have given Chelsea the opportunity to make up for last year’s last-minute loss in the third round; however, apparently due to a failure to read the approved script, Adrian decided to win the game, setting up another SEC rematch. Can you feel my excitement? Probably not, because my excitement is being overshadowed by my trepidation.

This rematch brought its own exciting minefield to the SEC Syndicated Reruns Postseason Tour. Chelsea’s week 3 game against Tecumseh was not among the the closer games of the season; by the fourth quarter, the outcome was apparent. In contrast, Chelsea’s week 4 game against Adrian was still in doubt in the fourth quarter; with the offense unable to mount substantial drives, and with the dangerous Brent Ohrman running the Adrian offense, the defense had to make several crucial second-half stops in its own territory to seal the victory. (Actually, the defense gave up only three points the whole game and shut out Adrian in the second half.) Would the Chelsea offense find more success the second time around? Would the Chelsea defense be able to replicate its show of strength against Ohrman and his merry band of majestic Canadian symbols? Inquiring minds want to know! (Which is exactly why inquiring minds will continue reading.)

4. Score more points. Don’t forget that one.

Adrian won the coin toss and followed the advice of Sir Conventional Wisdom, the knight in obvious armor, by choosing to take the ball in the second half; that turned out to be a good choice, as Sir Conventional Wisdom rode in on his mighty predictable steed and smote the Chelsea offense, forcing a three and out.

After Chelsea’s punt, the Adrian offense marched down the field and, after a strong drive, gave up a touchdown. No, seriously: the Adrian offense gave up a touchdown. As Adrian was beginning to make eyes at the end zone, Ohrman encountered a few rabid Chelsea defenders and promptly fumbled the ball; Chelsea’s Stu Mann, moved at the sight of such a helpless little football lying on the cold turf, scooped up the ball and cradled it in his arms as he ran 71 yards for a touchdown. And just like that, when it looked like an Adrian touchdown was nigh inevitable, Chelsea held a 7-0 lead.

Crowds gather to watch Nick Hill exercise.

Who loves ya, baby? Dean Roberts loves ya, baby!

Of course, the quick defensive touchdown meant the defense had to go right back out on the field, and it didn’t seem likely Adrian would punctuate every drive with a timely and devastating turnover; in the short term, this turned out to be true, as the second drive ended with an Adrian touchdown. Even worse, that wasn’t the end of the early fireworks; still in the first quarter, Adrian scored a second touchdown not just to take a 14-7 lead, but also to surpass its point total from the week 4 game. And while the Adrian lead was a problem, more disconcerting was that it was beginning to look as though the defense might not be able to replicate its earlier outstanding effort.

Ah, but just when the game was beginning to look bleak, the Chelsea offense came out and asserted its authority, putting together a lengthy scoring drive that not only tied the score, but also gave the defense a much-needed break. And just as encouraging as the touchdown and the extended time of possession was the the complete team effort that powered the drive; at times this season, the offense has been on the shoulders of just one player, but this scoring drive featured key plays from a number of different players.

Taylor Hopkins: gravity’s best friend.

With the score tied, the defense went back onto the field and, as it had done on Adrian’s previous drives, began to give up yardage; with time winding down in the first half, it looked like Adrian was going to score yet again. But this drive was not like the others; the defense had another outcome in mind. Adrian had the ball inside the 10 yard line, and with Ohrman’s happy feet, a touchdown seemed likely. But on three consecutive plays, the Chelsea defense made monumental stops — the first of which prevented what looked to be a certain touchdown — to keep Adrian out of the end zone; after the third stop, Adrian couldn’t spike the ball in time to salvage a field goal attempt, and Chelsea escaped to the locker room with the 14-14 tie intact. And, perhaps more importantly, the remarkable defensive stand brought a spark to a Chelsea sideline that had been flat and lifeless for much of the first half.

Donny Riedel is a popular guy. Take a number, please.

It’s the end of your run as you know it, and I feel fine.

When the second half began, it felt like an entirely different game with an entirely different Chelsea team on the field. Thanks to Sir Conventional Wisdom, Adrian had the first possession in the second half; however, Chelsea’s defense maintained the momentum it gained from the three stops at the end of the first half, so Adrian came away with nothing. And when Chelsea got its hands on the ball, the offense began to look like its assertive, defense-devouring self; after several first downs, Chelsea was inside Adrian territory, and it looked like the Bulldogs would retake the lead. But the offense stalled, and the punting unit took the field; a superb punt from Jeff Adams pinned Adrian near its own 10 yard line … but there was a flag near the spot of the punt. An Adrian player had contacted Adams after the punt, and the flag — only a five-yard penalty — left coach Brad Bush with a choice: decline the penalty and give Adrian the ball in poor field position, or take the penalty and take a chance on the resulting fourth and two. Bush chose the latter, but Adams’ pass fell incomplete; as a result, Adrian took possession in better field position.

You cannot stop Nick Hill; you can only hope to watch him score.

Would Chris Schmelz care for a football? Yes, he would.

Initially, that sequence of events seemed to give Adrian the momentum yet again; they started marching down the field with first-half ease. But the Chelsea defense was back to its old ways, and the drive died inside Chelsea’s 25 yard line, leaving Adrian a chance at a long field goal. Ohrman’s kick was plenty long enough, but it was just a few inches too far to the left; the ball hit the upright, prolonging the tie and giving Chelsea a boost of confidence. And Chelsea’s offense made good on that confidence this time; Donny Riedel finished a lengthy Chelsea drive with a hard-fought 10-yard touchdown run late in the third quarter to give Chelsea its first lead since midway through the first quarter.

Though there was a quarter of football yet to be played, that touchdown seemed to be the beginning of Adrian’s end; in stark contrast to its offensive efficiency through nearly three quarters, Adrian’s next three possessions were punctuated by timely and devastating interceptions. Between the second and third interceptions, Michael Roberts kicked a field goal that pushed Chelsea’s lead to 10 and really did seal Adrian’s fate; after the final interception, Chelsea was able to run out the clock and celebrate yet another extension of the 2007 season.

Do not adjust your monitor; this is a high-contrast image.

Leftovers:

• Adrian significantly outgained Chelsea, 385 to 245; however, Adrian had only one more first down than Chelsea (21 to 20). The bulk of Adrian’s offense came from passing (289 passing, 96 rushing); nearly all of Chelsea’s offense came from running (226 rushing, 19 passing). But the really notable statistic is the first half yardage totals: at the break, Adrian had a 243-67 advantage over Chelsea. In that context, the 14-14 tie at halftime was a big accomplishment for Chelsea (and most likely a big disappointment for Adrian).

• The first quarter was rough, but ultimately, Chelsea’s defense was up to the task of shutting down Adrian for the second time this season; Adrian scored 14 points in the first quarter and no points in the last three quarters. And without a doubt, those three stops to end the first half rank among the biggest plays of the year.

• Officially, Chelsea’s SEC record is 7-0, but I like to think it’s actually 9-0 now.

Next week:
Chelsea, having won the SEC playoff, faces the Trojans of East Lansing; the game is in Chelsea at 7:00 PM. Be there; be loud; be supportive.

Previous meeting (week 3): Chelsea d. Tecumseh 41-26

Chelsea Varsity Football 2007 record: 10-0

Is this exciting? Of course it is!

One of the reasons the playoffs are exciting is the prospect of playing new teams. Much of the regular season is filled with the same old conference teams, and while the familiar rivals provide their own sort of excitement, it’s always interesting to play teams you wouldn’t meet under normal regular-season circumstances. So, after concluding the regular season against the all-too-familiar Milan Big Reds, the Bulldogs learned that their first-round playoff foe would be the thrillingly unfamiliar … Tecumseh Indians? Wait — something’s not right here.

So yeah, what I meant was that one of the reasons the playoffs are exciting is the prospect of rekindling old rivalries in the atmosphere of a playoff game. The…

Never mind. I can’t type that with a straight keyboard. The idea of meeting a conference team early in the playoffs seems redundant and anti-climactic; just imagine Michigan meeting Michigan State in a bowl game. Well, okay, it might be a little too hard to imagine MSU in a real bowl game, so imagine Michigan meeting Penn State or Iowa in a bowl game; it doesn’t inspire quite the same anticipation as a bowl game against a less familiar team from a different conference. Familiarity may breed contempt, but it doesn’t necessarily breed the best postseason in football at the high school and college levels; at those levels, the game is more isolated and conference-driven with schedules dominated by conference teams, so challenging forays outside the conference have greater appeal.

In recent years, familiarity may not be a strong enough word when it comes to Chelsea and Tecumseh; just a few years ago (2000-01), Chelsea and Tecumseh met four times in two years — two regular-season meetings and two first-round playoff meetings — and Chelsea won all four games. By the end of the fourth game, it was apparent the teams had played two too many games in those two years; fortunately, 2001 was the end of the extra games … until this year, when the MHSAA extended its mighty hand of bracket-making and ordered another first-round playoff game between the schools.

One major concern with a playoff rematch against a team the Bulldogs defeated in the regular season is the potential for a mental letdown by the players (we beat them once, and we’ll beat them again); that was my primary concern all week. But then I went to the team’s pregame meal, and thanks to several different players, I learned that the Ann Arbor News had made an effort to prevent Chelsea from coming out flat; it seems the News ran an article that was not entirely complimentary to Chelsea. I haven’t been able to get my hands on a copy of the article, but the players’ reaction told me what I needed to know: it ensured that they were motivated.

That motivation was immediately apparent when Chelsea took possession of the ball and wasted no time in moving down the field and scoring a 12-yard Nick Hill touchdown to take an early 7-0 lead. Of course, scoring on Tecumseh’s mildly porous defense was only half the battle; while Tecumseh’s defense had allowed at least 21 points in every game except the first (and more than 40 in a few), Tecumseh’s offense had scored at least 26 points in every game except the first (and, again, more than 40 in a few). So, though Chelsea’s quick offensive outburst was encouraging, it was also expected and necessary, just in case Tecumseh had one of those 40-point outbursts.

Sam Birgy does not like the way you’re looking at Nick Hill.

For a while, it was beginning to look like Tecumseh was in the mood to score a few points; as usual, their Large Angry Violent Men offense took the ball and plodded down the field an inch at a time. But in an unusual twist, their drive stalled inside Chelsea’s 20; after a failed fourth-down play, the Tecumseh offense walked off the field with nothing more than a sizable advantage in time of possession. And for an offense that scoffs at the concept of gaining more than 20 yards on one play, coming away with no points on a drive that lasts roughly two and a half years is disastrous; in fact, it’s right up there with such worst-case scenarios as “nuclear holocaust” and “Duke University Football.”

It’s like rain … on your playoff game …

It’s a first down … that you just can’t make …

Naturally, the Chelsea offense took the ball down the field and scored again, this time on a seven-yard Jeff Adams run. After another stop by the Chelsea defense, the offense took the ball and … well, it didn’t even march down the field this time; instead, Adams took the ball around the left end and went 78 yards for the touchdown. At that point, Tecumseh was in a 21-point hole, and it was becoming apparent that six- and eight-minute drives — a specialty of the LAVM offense — weren’t going to keep it close.

If the air were carrying the ball, this would be a great tackle.

Ah, but it wasn’t all dark and depressing for Tecumseh; after Adams’ 78-yard jaunt through the countryside, the Indians came back with an actual no-foolin’ successful drive that ended in an actual no-foolin’ touchdown. The two-point conversion was called back on a penalty, and the subsequent extra point attempt failed, but the touchdown narrowed Chelsea’s lead and provided a bit of life. However, there were still nearly two minutes left in the second quarter, and based on previous scoring drives, that was plenty of time for Chelsea to answer Tecumseh’s touchdown. And answer they did, with a 25-yard pass to Chris Schmelz; the extra point failed, but Chelsea still held a 27-6 lead at the half.

Chris Schmelz celebrates good times. Come on!

When forward progress meets the Chelsea defense, this happens.

Because Tecumseh won the coin toss and deferred, they received the ball to start the second half; the plan was to narrow Chelsea’s lead with another touchdown. But the A-Team’s Hannibal Smith didn’t love the start of the second quarter because Tecumseh’s plan didn’t come together; actually, the plan fell apart when Tecumseh quarterback Andrew Simpson launched a pass that sought comfort in the arms of a Chelsea defender. Not long after that interception, the ball was yet again in the end zone. And, unfortunately for Tecumseh, it wasn’t in the end zone alone; Nick Hill accompanied it on a six-yard touchdown run to push the lead to 33-7.

Thank you; come again.

At that point, the game was essentially over, and Chelsea coach Brad Bush began to bring in substitutes, but the scoring wasn’t yet done. In the third quarter, Chelsea’s Nick Avila scored on a one-yard run; also in the third, Tecumseh answered with its final points of the evening, a six-yard run followed by a two-point conversion; in the fourth quarter, Chelsea closed out the scoring with a two-yard touchdown run by Justin Swarthout (and an extra point by sophomore Tyler Zagarzewski, whose name would be an astounding play in Scrabble if the game included two Zs … and if it happened to be a legal word, which, sadly, is not the case). Before long, the game came to an end, and the Bulldogs celebrated a 10-0 record and another one-week extension of the 2007 season.

This is not how a helmet protects you from injury.

Leftovers:

• The game was a celebration of offense: Tecumseh totaled 348, while Chelsea totaled 512 yards. Tecumseh’s high total fits with the lopsided score because they had multiple lengthy drives that produced no points.

• Nick Hill carried 12 times for 193 yards, for an average of 16 yards per carry. Of course, that’s relatively unimpressive, because Jeff Adams averaged 42.5ypc and Donny Riedel averaged 41ypc. (Grains of salt: Adams had two carries for 85 yards; Riedel had one carry for 41 yards.)

• Scrabblezewski wasn’t the only sophomore to see action; quarterback Dakota Cooley and running back Zack Giller also got in a few snaps. There likely were a few others, too, but those were the names I recognized from the nine Thursdays I spent at JV games this year.

• Ron Spears, Milan’s Million Yard March, left Milan’s first-round playoff game with an injury; later, the Ann Arbor News reported that “Spears … said he actually took a hit to his thigh against Chelsea in Week 9, and Friday’s hit made it worse.” However, he will be ready to play this week.

• The MHSAA put together an SEC-filled district this year; of four teams in the district, three were SEC teams: Chelsea, Tecumseh, and Adrian. The fourth was Fowlerville, the team that ended Chelsea’s season in the third round last year. It might have been nice to face Fowlerville again, but they had the audacity to lose to Adrian, and that means I just stumbled into an excellent segue for this post’s conclusion.

Next week:
Chelsea faces the equally unfamiliar Maples of Adrian, which also happens to be the team that followed Tecumseh on Chelsea’s regular season schedule; the game is in Chelsea at 7:00 PM. If the Bulldogs win again, there will be no more SEC teams on the schedule this season. Seriously. I know it sounds crazy and impossible, but it’s true.

JV: d. Milan 14-7; 5-4 (3-4 SEC)
Freshmen: d. Milan 33-20; 5-3-1 (3-3-1 SEC)

Taylor Hopkins breaks on through to the other side.

Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away — in other words, after the 1999 season — Milan traded the SEC for the Huron League. However, life without Chelsea on the schedule was a bit too strange for Milan, so the schools continued to play each other; with two exceptions, Chelsea and Milan have concluded each regular season schedule since 2000 with what amounts to a non-conference SEC game.

For a number of those years, I helped run the press box video camera for the coaches, and that meant I had to endure the joy of the old Milan press box on stilts. You may think I’m joking, but no, I’m serious: it was a big two-story box on stilts, and it would sway in the breeze. We video crews were directed to the roof of the box most years, which meant we were four stories above the field, looking down and seeing the earth rotating beneath us; for someone who has a somewhat contentious relationship with heights, this was not always the most enjoyable experience. But the box on stilts did have two benefits: it was tall, and it was practically on top of the field, providing an excellent view of the game. The old box on stilts is now gone, having been replaced by new home stands that don’t face the setting sun, but the memories of standing on the roof wondering if this would be the year the stilts finally gave out … well, I’ll always have those.

Of course, there is one other aspect of Milan sports that should not go unmentioned: the mascot. We’ve enjoyed a wide variety of mascots this year, but none of them is like the Milan Big Reds. Some may protest the mascot for obvious controversial reasons (none of which include the preponderance of black and the minimum of red in Milan’s current uniforms, which I think is an outrage), but I believe these complaints miss the true intent of the mascot, an intent profoundly illustrated by the following 100% true, completely unaltered photograph.

Your quarterback has long-lasting flavor.

This year’s game between the Bulldogs and the Cinnamon Sticks had every indication of being one of the best of the year. Both teams were conference champions; Chelsea came into the game looking to close out a 9-0 season in its own stadium, while Milan came into the game looking to end its five-game losing streak to Chelsea with its eighth win of the year; Chelsea brought an offense featuring an outstanding running back in Nick Hill, while Milan brought an offense featuring an outstanding running back in Ron Spears.

“How did you get so tall?”

Good luck finding that contact lens.

Chelsea endured a disheartening start to the game when a member of the kick coverage unit took a 15-yard personal foul, giving Milan not just better field position, but a healthy dose of early momentum as well; they made good use of that momentum, marching down the field and scoring a touchdown to take an early 7-0 lead. On its first drive, the offense failed to be the cure for what ailed the Bulldogs as it walked off the field pointless, and the mood on the Chelsea sideline did not improve.

Playing from behind? That’s unpossible!

Fortunately, the defense realized that the state government did not introduce a new tax on tackling, so the next Milan possession was fruitless. Also, the possession after that was fruitless. And the next one, too. In fact, Milan didn’t have another successful drive in the first half, and the Chelsea offense showed its deep appreciation by scoring a touchdown of its own — a three-yard pass to Donny Riedel — in the second quarter. The extra point was not so extra, so Milan still held a slim 7-6 lead at halftime, but it seemed that the 63-headed Chelsea monster had awakened.

Nowhere to run to, baby; nowhere to hide.

Is Ron Spears eating Scott Rhodes’ hand? That’s a new one.

The second half was a crazy combination of great and terrible. The great occurred when Chelsea drove down the field in the third quarter and scored a touchdown — a one-yard Jeff Adams run — to take the lead for the first time in the game; a successful two-point conversion — also an Adams run — gave Chelsea a 14-7 lead and a new confidence in its ability to win the game. People were smiling, flowers were blooming, the economy was improving … and then The Block happened.

On a Milan running play, Tyler Ball was on the bad end of a thunderous (and legal) block that sent him flying through the air with the greatest of surprise; when he hit the ground, it wasn’t with his feet. That he didn’t immediately stand up after an impact of that magnitude was not surprising; what hushed the entire crowd was that the medical staff stabilized his head and neck and strapped him to a backboard. The sight of a player leaving the field on a stretcher is among the most frightening sights in football.

This is always frightening; fortunately, he wasn’t seriously injured.

Though the sight was frightening at the time, it was not as bad as it first appeared; Ball landed awkwardly and was complaining of neck pain, and the medical staff rightly took every precaution to be sure he was not seriously injured. As it turns okay, Ball is fine; in fact, he will be playing this Friday. As a result, people may resume smiling, flowers may resume blooming, and the economy may resume improving. (Please?)

The Block may have cost Chelsea a linebacker, but it didn’t faze the Bulldog defense; the Milan offense gained only one first down on that drive. In fact, there wasn’t much that fazed the Bulldog defense the entire evening; after allowing the opening touchdown, the defense rendered Milan completely, utterly, unwaveringly pointless the rest of the the game. And with time winding down in the fourth quarter, the Chelsea offense thanked the defense by putting together a crucial drive — including clutch third-down catches by Riedel and Hill — that ended with a four-yard touchdown run by Adams with just over one minute left in the game. This extra point was not so extra, either, but the touchdown took any remaining wind out of Milan’s sails and sealed the victory for the Bulldogs.

Seven defenders; one running back. This can’t end well.

Leftovers:

• In the matter of Hill v. Spears, the court rules in favor of Hill. Spears ran for 113 yards and a touchdown, giving him over 2,000 rushing yards on the season. However, Hill ran for 153 yards, and while he may not have scored any points, he made major contributions to two of Chelsea’s three touchdowns; prior to the second and third touchdowns, he made key third-down plays to set up first and goal situations. Simply put, Hill had more of an impact on the game’s outcome than did Spears. And that’s partly because in Chelsea, the defense doesn’t rest.

• On the strength of a 60-yard advantage in rushing, the Chelsea offense had the edge in total yardage this week, 321 to 286.

• In addition to Ball’s ambulance ride, there was another notable loss: center Kyle Raymond injured his knee and did not return. Unlike Ball, he is not expected to play this week.

• This 9-0 season is Chelsea’s fourth undefeated regular season in the last eight years; this playoff appearance is Chelsea’s ninth consecutive (99-07).

Next week:
Chelsea faces the Indians of Tecumse–wait, didn’t we do this already? Oh well. The first-round playoff game is in Chelsea at 7:00 on Friday.

JV: d. by Pioneer 28-14; 4-4 (3-4 SEC)
Freshmen: d. by Pioneer 42-22; 4-3-1 (3-3-1 SEC)

DJ Conrad does not believe you are the real McCoy.

In the SEC, Ann Arbor Pioneer is a giant among men. Its enrollment of more than 3,000 makes it the largest in the state, and it dwarfs the vast majority of A schools; out of 186 A football schools, only seven exceed 2,500, and Pioneer is the only school to exceed 3,000. Unfortunately for Pioneer, Chelsea is a nimble, elusive man that knows how to win football games; despite having three times the enrollment of Chelsea (2007 enrollment: 3,204 to 1,005), Pioneer has not yet managed to defeat the Bulldogs in football. Even last year, when Chelsea had its top receiver starting at quarterback and its backup JV quarterback behind him, Pioneer still fell six points short of its first varsity football victory over the Bulldogs. (In an interview after last year’s game, the Pioneer athletic director exclaimed, “A win! A win! My state championships for a football win over Chelsea!”)

In addition to its curious football futility against Chelsea, Ann Arbor Pioneer has one other notable feature: it is the Boutrous Boutrous-Ghali of the SEC. Back in 1936, when there was only one Ann Arbor high school, the Pioneer mascot was chosen; when the current school building was built in the 1950s, the Pioneer name also was applied to the school, effectively giving the world the Ann Arbor Pioneer Pioneers. (When this information was released to the public, many speculated that the city had quietly negotiated a lucrative deal with Wrigley, the makers of Doublemint Gum.)

Of course, when the leaves drop and the temperature changes colors, history takes a backseat to football, and Chelsea had to conclude its 2007 conference schedule against the Fighting Redundancies. This game had the potential to be a trap game for Chelsea; Pioneer brought a 2-5 record into the game, and Chelsea’s final regular-season game will be against Milan and its Studly Stud McStuderson 1,930-yards-in-eight-games running back, Ron Spears. But two of those five Pioneer losses were forfeits due to the participation of an illegal player early in the season, and two more of those losses were last-minute losses against two of the better SEC teams, so that 2-5 record came with more grains of salt than a stadium pretzel. And as this season of college football has shown, every game can be dangerous for an undefeated team.

Sorry, Nick Hill, but they already played the national anthem.

The first few minutes did not bode well for the Chelsea defense; Pioneer took possession and marched down the field, and it looked like the early lead would belong to A2P2. But deep in its own territory, the defense got Pioneer into a fourth down situation, and the field goal attempt failed like the kicking unit was wearing maize and blue. With that crisis averted, the Chelsea offense took control and did almost exactly the same thing, except for one minor little detail: the kick was good.

Michael Roberts and Scott Rhodes have plans for you. You, and your little football, too.

The world stands still when Chris Schmelz runs.

Even though two lengthy drives resulted in a paltry three points, the opening glut of yardage for both teams made it seem as though the game would be one of those newfangled high-scoring offensive battles; however, that was not meant to be the story of the first half. Aside from a Nick Hill touchdown run and a 42-yard Pioneer field goal, pointiness remained nearly as scarce as thoughtful dialogue in politics; Chelsea took a 10-6 lead into halftime, but Pioneer took a glimmer of hope into the second half.

“If you don’t make that call next time, I won’t be your friend on Facebook.”

Stop! In the name of Taylor Hopkins, before you gain a yard.

As usual, the defense is late to Donny Riedel’s party.

That glimmer of hope remained through the third quarter as Pioneer limited Chelsea to only one touchdown (and no extra points) and responded with yet another field goal; through three quarters, Chelsea had only a 16-9 lead. But brilliant mathematicians will tell you that typically, when you’re answering touchdowns with field goals, you’re going to end up a bit short. Especially when you’re playing against an offense that has the ability to stage scoring drives exactly when it needs them. (Now, whether or not it can do the same when it doesn’t need them … well, that’s another topic.)

Cal Bauer scares even the Incredible Hulk.

Every move you make, every breath you take, Rhodes is watching you.

When the fourth quarter arrived, it became apparent that the Pioneer defense had expended its energy over the previous three quarters; it didn’t take long for Chelsea put together a scoring drive to boost its lead to 14. But as quickly as hope flickered for the purple people, it re-ignited when Pioneer put together its own scoring drive to cut the lead back to seven. But when the Chelsea offense took possession after that touchdown — Pioneer’s first (and last) of the day — it doused Pioneer’s hope with a drive capped by an impressive 21-yard touchdown run by Hill to close the scoring.

Leftovers:

• The Chelsea offense outgained another opponent; this time, the margin was 14 yards (310 to 296). However, Pioneer out-firstdowned Chelsea, 15 to 16.

• Nick Hill watch: the sophomore contributed over half of Chelsea’s total yardage (193 rushing yards — 139 in the second half) and all four of Chelsea’s touchdowns.

• Quarterback Jeff Adams gave Chelsea fans another scare this week. After one of his longer runs, he was slow to get back up; when he did, he was in obvious pain, and he was holding his arm. However, he was back on the field for Chelsea’s next drive.

• Sadly, players on both teams got hot under the collar and loud in the mouth during the game. At one point, the officials stopped the game to talk to both teams about their conduct on the field; unfortunately, it didn’t accomplish much, as the jabbering continued throughout the game. I hope this does not carry over to next week and to the playoffs; even one personal foul can be devastating.

• During one Chelsea drive, I was standing near the Ann Arbor News photographer; after another solid run up the middle, the photographer looked at me and said, “You guys are good, but you sure are boring!”

Next week:
Chelsea concludes the regular season by facing the Big Reds of Milan; the game is in Chelsea at 7:00PM.