The Ann Arbor Ice Cube hosted an SEC hockey showcase. What? No, not that other SEC with the slimy football coach. The high school conference in southeastern Michigan. Were that other SEC to have a hockey showcase, it would involve a bunch of people standing around entirely baffled by that slippery cold white flat surface.

Anyway: Saline played Hockey Frankenstein. You may remember HF from its getting whack-a-moled by Chelsea. I doubt there was much suspense here to begin with, but let me remove whatever there was: the result of this game was similar to the result of that game. Saline scored a bunch of goals and the game ended after two periods.

Yes, the puck trickled across the line.