The other day, I was compelled to follow a friend of mine into Hot Topic, a happily angry store that makes my bland t-shirt-and-jeans fashion sense scream and run for its life. When I looked out the front window — I think they let me in because of my bushy goatee — I noticed a small sticker that has the most awesomeness per capita of any sticker in the midwest, if not the nation.

Sadly, they don’t make those stickers available to the general public, so I couldn’t get my hands on one. So if you have connections inside Hot Topic, now is the time to use them.