Modern patience; Injured reserve, inanimate division; If you build it…

1)Patience for the younger generation
At the University of Michigan hospital, a sign warns visitors:

Response to alarms is immediate.
Please be patient.

2)Michigan’s Hart fined for late hit on yard marker
The Free Press updated fans on Mike Hart’s health after the Northwestern game:

Carr said Mike Hart broke the sideline marker when he fell on it during the Northwestern game, suffering an injured back. But Carr said he expects Hart’s back to be fine. He did not give an update on the marker.

3)Tigers plan new unobtrusive suburban stadium; home plate to be a tree in the front yard, with first base being a suitable object out of the neighbor’s garage
One particular enthusiastic Tigers fan discovered a creative way to adorn his property according to his sports loyalty: he contacted a firm that paints field graphics, and he had them paint the Olde English D on his front yard.