Three roommates… part 4; Baseball math… part 2

Heads, I get the stadium; tails, you get it
More facility-sharing fun from the world of professional sports. With the Twins out of the postseason, the Vikings have the Metrodome to themselves; however, in Oakland, the Raiders still have to worry about the A’s postseason schedule. If the A’s advance to the World Series, a Raiders game would be postponed to accomodate a Sunday baseball game; if the A’s lose to the Tigers, then the Raiders’ schedule would remain intact.

Of course, we who are rooting for the Tigers are doing so only out of concern for the Raiders and their well-being.

Apparently baseball is subject to inflation, too
If the baseball season seems long, there’s a simple reason: it is. Consider this: in 1945 and 1968, the Tigers won World Series game 7s on October 10 — the very same day they played game 1 of the 2006 ALCS. The 2006 World Series doesn’t even start until 21 October, 11 days after the end of the 1945 and 1968 postseasons.

In related news, days are now only 20 hours, rather than the traditional 24 hours.

The past is now, vol. 2

01 June (2005)
If Nothing Is Written, Nothing Will Be Written, or
I Write What I Write, Whatever I Write

I love to listen to sports figures try to talk without saying anything. It’s like listening to politicians, except the subject matter is a game. The most typical non-answers come during the ridiculous halftime interviews, when coaches say things like, “Well, we need to score more,” or, “We need to make some stops.” Other non-answers come during press conferences when the coach is being pressed to make a decision (such as naming a starter) and he doesn’t want to reveal his decision (or he just doesn’t want to make one yet).

One of my favorite examples of sportspeak came from that type of situation, and it was uttered by Michigan football coach Lloyd Carr. In addressing a question concerning the quarterback situation one year, he said:

“If nothing changes, nothing will change.”

Of course, as Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons recently demonstrated, coaches aren’t the only people who know sportspeak. Players can speak the language, too. Wallace was being questioned about the rumors of Pistons coach Larry Brown’s decision to accept a front office job with Cleveland. (Brown has testily denied such rumors.) In answering the questions, Wallace said:

“It is what it is, whatever it is. Do I believe the rumors? It is what it is.”

Don’t you feel so informed now? If nothing changes, nothing will change, and it is what it is, whatever it is.

Baseball math: 162 is less than 19

From a recent Lloyd Garver column on Sportsline.com:

“The cold weather on the East Coast during the World Series is always a great comic reminder of how absurdly long the playoffs are.”

If that’s humor, then it’s good humor.  If that’s a serious statement … well, then it’s good humor.

MLB regular season: 162 games.  MLB playoffs: absolute maximum 19 games (best of 5 division series, best of 7 conference series, best of 7 world series).  Whether he meant it as humor or as serious commentary, Garver helps make a fine statement: the MLB regular season is far too long.

NBA regular season: 82 games
NHL regular season: 82 games
NFL regular season: 16 games

I don’t see why the MLB regular season needs to be nearly twice as long as the NBA and NHL regular seasons, particularly when its longest possible postseason is nine games shorter than the longest possible NBA and NHL postseasons (four best of 7 series).

As far as the NFL … well, they got it right.  Even those with short attention spans can follow a 16-game schedule.

Hitting the fan

Before I say anything else, let me make one thing perfectly clear: as an avid sports fan, I love Chelsea football. I spend my Thursday and Friday evenings each fall following the high school teams. That investment of time should be proof that I write this as a Chelsea partisan. I hope that lends the proper tone to these comments.

As this football season has progressed, on more than one occasion I have found myself deeply frustrated. Not at the coaches, the players, or even the referees, but at what I hope is a vocal minority within our fans: complainers. Game after game, I have found myself gritting my teeth as I have listened to a few fans shout at the referees after nearly every potentially questionable call. My message is simple: this attitude has no place in high school athletics, and it needs to stop.

First, one major point: it is the job of the coaches to communicate with the referees. This is not up for debate. If there is a bad or questionable call, a coach will discuss it with the referee; if the officiating warrants further complaint, the proper parties — not fans — will make the proper complaints — not sarcastic insults — through the proper channels. It is not our place as fans to tell the officials what we thought of their calls. There is plenty of room to discuss the calls with the people around us; there are numerous sympathetic ears at every game. But when it comes to questionable calls, we should keep our voices off the field.

Next, consider the example we are setting for the athletes. They are supposed to play their best regardless of the calls they get — or don’t get — and they are supposed to respect the referees as the on-field authority, again, regardless of the calls. Just as vocal criticism of a coach during a game undermines the authority he must have to function as a coach, so does vocal criticsm of the referees undermine the authority they must have to function as game officials; when either authority suffers, the game suffers.

Also, consider the school and the community we represent. In sports, players and coaches are commonly considered the representatives of Chelsea, but it is negligent not to consider the fans as representatives of the community; in fact, as representatives, sometimes the fans are more influential than the players and coaches. As such, we are compelled to regulate our speech and behavior so as to avoid sullying the name and reputation of our community.

Finally, consider our purpose in attending the games. We are not there to be the show, nor are we there to denigrate anyone or anything; we are there to exhort our athletes. We are there to support our team. Period. And, contrary to the lessons political campaigns teach us, supporting our team does not include denigrating the other team. Sarcasm and taunts have no place in the role of fans at high school events.

In that light, we would be wise to remember this is high school athletics. This is not a major college or professional game, where one voice blends into the crowd. A crowd of five thousand is a big turnout for a varsity football game, and the lower-level teams draw even smaller crowds; a single voice can travel at many such events. The words we speak and the attitudes we project are significant.

A notable example of the danger of fan complaints occurred during the JV football game against Dexter. Later in the game, when Chelsea effectively had the win in hand, the officials made a questionable call, prompting an outcry from the Chelsea stands. On the tail end of that protest, one fan shouted, “Go back to Dexter!”

There are two problems with that incident. First, it is ridiculous to complain about questionable calls when the win is all but assured. When the game is in hand, the issue of whether or not somebody held or interfered or crossed the goal line is remarkably insignificant even in the small picture of that football game. Such words and attitudes project a cutthroat competitiveness that is out of place at the high school level.

Second, and quite simply, that sort of statement is insulting. It is insulting to the referee, particularly when there is no proof of his intentional bias, and it is insulting to the entire Dexter contingent. Think of the damage done if the Dexter fans leave with “Go back to Dexter!” ringing in their ears. Combined with the complaints of the winning fans, that insult projects an image that most Chelsea fans and residents likely would rather avoid.

One incident from last year’s baseball season provides a fitting conclusion. In the middle of the season, the varsity was playing at Ann Arbor Huron, and both the crowd and the coaching staff were becoming increasingly unsatisfied with the umpires; one mystifying sequence prompted coach Wayne Welton to speak to the umpire. Shortly after that conference, another call evoked another outcry from the fans. As the vocal fans expressed their displeasure directly to the umpire, Welton turned around, held up his hands and delivered a succinct message: “Hey, just let us play, okay?”

An excited crowd is a wonderful part of the high school athletic experience; the atmosphere of a full high school venue, as we had for the football game against Adrian, is among the best in sports. I love the passion we as a community can display on Friday nights, and I hope that passion is never diminished. But for the good of our athletes, coaches and community, we need to think before we speak. We need to be the fans; we need to let them play.

Three roommates … part 3

The Lions/Vikings/Twins crisis has been averted: the Twins helpfully lost their series with the A’s. In fact, they got swept. The Lions should thank the Twins for being so kind as to avoid extending the series beyond the minimum necessary games.

But the problems with facility sharing still exist. Major sports should not share a venue.

Three roommates … part 2

The Free Press explained the absurd situation of the Lions due to the potential Vikings/Twins schedule conflict:

If the A’s complete a sweep of the Twins, the Lions will fly to Minnesota on Saturday and play the Vikings on Sunday as scheduled. No big deal.

But if the Twins win, that forces a Game 4 on Saturday — and puts the Lions at a distinct disadvantage. While the Vikings relax at home and wait to see when they’re playing, the Lions must come to team headquarters in Allen Park ready for three scenarios Saturday night:

• If the A’s win Game 4, the Lions will head right to the airport, fly to Minnesota and play the Vikings on Sunday.

• If the Twins win Game 4, the Lions will go home, sleep in their own beds, fly to Minnesota on Sunday and play the Vikings on Monday night.

• If Game 4 goes to deep into extra innings or is delayed by rain, earthquake or goodness-knows-what, the Lions will go to the airport and fly to Minnesota still uncertain of the situation. If the A’s win, they will play Sunday. If the Twins win, they will work out at the University of Minnesota and sit around until Monday night.

In major professional sports, this should not happen.  But when it does happen, the “home” team should have to endure the inconvenience of preparing to play its home game somewhere else.  If they can’t be sure of providing a home field for the originally scheduled date and time, then they, not the visitors, should face the consequences.

No word yet on why the echoes were sleeping

Last Saturday, I had the opportunity to experience a Notre Dame football gameday; I watched them play Purdue. Without a doubt, it is a worthwhile experience for any college football fan. And I say this as a staunch Michigan fan.

The highlights, with pictures:
As with any good football program, tailgaters were out in full force before the game. Many like to raise flags to let you know their loyalties; one of the notable non-football displays belonged to a group of firefighters.

Beanbag toss seems to be some sort of a Notre Dame tailgate tradition; we spotted a number of tailgaters who brought a beanbag toss as a part of their setup.

One of the particularly fun ND traditions is the players’ walk to the stadium. The route is completely lined with people, and the players, all well-dressed in suits, walk through the human tunnel to the stadium; even the mighty Brady Quinn participates. Naturally, there are numerous cameras recording the event.

Those who have seen the movie “Rudy” may recognize the place he lit candles as he petitioned for acceptance to ND; the Grotto is quite a popular place before games.

The ND band also marches across campus to the stadium, and like the players’ walk, it attracts crowds. I love a good college marching band, so that’s fun to see.

Some ND fans are also big fans of Zaccheus, but with a father as the tree.

The team’s entrance into the stadium is fantastic, with the crowd roaring as the players run through a big ND formed by the band.

The Leprechaun is insane. He must be sponsored by every energy drink on the market. He dances and prances the entire game. I can’t imagine the amount of energy he requires for one game. I don’t know how he does it.  But really, if a team has to have a mascot — I am a fan of Michigan’s lack of mascot — he’s as good as there is. Partly because he’s not in some big goofy animal suit or with some giant head (think Ohio State), and partly because he’s fun to watch.

ND’s academic reputation was upheld as the cheerleaders demonstrated their ability to spell. I wonder if Navy’s cheerleaders try to spell anything during games…

I was fortunate enough to be able to watch the game with the students. Typically, the student section is the most energetic part of any crowd, and ND’s students are no exception. As usual, they have a number of well-loved chants, cheers and traditions, most of which were simple enough to pick up fairly quickly.

At the end of the game, win or lose, the band and the players gather in the corner of the field and serenade the students. I happen to be very fond of that sort of tradition, though you wouldn’t know it, since, for photographic purposes, I had my back to the scene.  (I really do like that sort of tradition.  That’s why it was a good time for a picture.)

Some students were wearing one of the most amusing shirts I’ve seen. I could get a shot only of the back of the shirt, but you can see both sides and buy it online.

The landmark of ND’s campus is still as landmarky as ever.

Most of my pictures are referenced here, but if you want, you can visit the full gallery.

Non-photographic thoughts:
Notre Dame was wise to build the stadium on campus. It was fun to walk around campus and see the whole place full of fans. Places like Michigan, where the stadium is separated, have a different atmosphere, since it’s spread through city streets. Not an inferior atmosphere; just different.

There are numerous student groups that sell bratwursts and burgers all over campus; they all get the meat from the same place, and it’s all excellent. If you are there for a game, buy food from a student group.

In the arena next to the stadium, they have a variety of activities and gatherings. One notable feature is the 360-degree photograph of the stadium from midfield just before kickoff. It’s actually slightly disorienting to stand in the middle of the picture, but it’s also very cool.

The stadium itself is sparsely adorned both inside and out, and it’s very pleasant. I spotted only one small advertisement in the stadium, and it was for NBC, the network that televises ND football games. However, I was surprised to find that there are no video boards in the stadium. Just old-school scoreboards. I wonder if they will ever add video boards.

Coming from regular experiences in Michigan Stadium, the stadium actually felt a little bit small when I first entered. Given the difference in capacity, that was not a surprise. But by the time I left, it felt plenty big.

Notre Dame’s student ticket policy is a bit … dictatorial, shall we say. Again, my previous experience was with Michigan student tickets. Michigan requires student I.D. to accompany a student ticket, but any student can use any student ticket. Any student ticket can be validated for general use by any student, with the only limitation being the number of tickets one student can validate each week. On the other hand, Notre Dame ties each student ticket to one specific student; the tickets bear that student’s name, and he must show photo I.D. to enter the stadium. Students can transfer a ticket to a non-student, but a student can transfer only so many tickets per year, and there is a hard cap on the total number of student tickets that can be transferred each game. The student must transfer it to a specific person, and that person must show picture I.D. to enter the stadium. Personally, I think the policy is a bit heavy-handed, but as long as they fill the stadium, it won’t change. Plus, it makes me feel much better about Michigan’s student ticket policy. I used to gripe about the relatively new I.D. requirement, but now I’m perfectly happy with Michigan’s policy.

In the middle of the game, it rained. It was good. I like rainy games. Later in the game, a police officer got on the P.A. system and started talking about traffic safety. I was informed that he does this for each game, and he always manages to get a laugh out of the crowd. It seems to be a popular feature of the game. For the Purdue game, he concluded his comments by saying, “Remember, don’t drive like an animal when it’s raining cats and dogs.” That’s quality humor. Seriously.

Three roommates in a one-bedroom apartment

On Sunday, the Lions will play the Vikings in Minnesota … maybe.  Or it could be Monday.  I’d tell you when they’re playing, except nobody actually knows yet.  They have to see if the Twins’ playoff series lasts through Sunday.

Can you believe this is happening in the money-soaked world of professional and major-college sports?

This problem is nothing new in the Twin Cities.  For years, the Vikings (NFL), Twins (MLB) and University of Minnesota (college football) have occupied the same space in the Metrodome.  For much of the year, this causes no problems; only the Twins have games in the spring and early summer.  But then come late summer and early fall, and with that time period comes the struggle to fit multiple teams — more specifically, multiple sports — into one facility.

Really, the conflicts are infrequent; since football games occur only once a week, there are only two potential conflicts each week: college football on Saturday and the NFL on Sunday or Monday.  But when another conflict occurs, it is yet another reminder that two different high-profile sports do not belong in the same facility.

As noted at the beginning of this post, the most recent problem is an NFL/MLB collision.  The Vikings are scheduled to play Sunday at 1 p.m.  But if the Twins/A’s series extends the full five games, the Twins will have priority over the Vikings, and the football game will move to 8:30 p.m. Monday.

To the best of my knowledge, The Twins vs. A’s/Vikings vs. Lions conflict is one of a few issues in the last year.  The previous Saturday, a Twins regular season game included the stipulation that no inning could begin after 3:00 p.m.; any remaining innings would be postponed until Sunday.  The time restriction was instituted so the Metrodome’s grounds crew would have sufficient time to change the baseball field to a football field for the University of Minnesota’s 8:00 p.m. game against Michigan.  Fortunately for the Twins, the game did not run past 3:00.

However, the last time Michigan visited Minnesota, the situation was not so easily resolved.  The Twins were in the playoffs, and as is the case now, they had a potential playoff game on Saturday.  The Twins had priority over the Gophers, and after unsuccessful attempts to make arrangements to play the game on Saturday, the university moved the football game to Friday night — a move I will never condone.

None of these situations should have occurred; it is absurd for two different high-profile sports to share a facility.  The Vikings and Twins both belong to massively popular, extraordinarily wealthy professional sports leagues, while the University of Minnesota belongs to one of the top football conferences in the nation; there is no reason these teams should not have their own facilities.

Fortunately, this situation is on its way to being resolved; both the Twins and UM are working towards separate facilities — in UM’s case, on-campus facilities.  (Finally.)  But, in the meantime, and for any other teams operating under similar circumstances, the homeless home team should make every effort not to reschedule the game, even if it is to its own disadvantage and to the detriment of its home-field advantage.  Facility conflicts are not the fault of the visiting team, and it seems unfair to move the game to another day simply because the home team doesn’t have its own home field.

Unmitigated verbal brilliance

While watching the Chicago Bears demolish the Seattle Seahawks on NBC’s Sunday night NFL broadcast, I had to endure countless advertisements for one of NBC’s new series. The series is called Friday night lights; it’s a fictional series about high school football. Based on the advertisements, it looks to be a soap opera about high school students (who actually are 20-something actors, of course); I do not plan to watch it.

However, one of the advertisements sought relevance to the NFL broadcast by featuring NFL players talking about high school football. In that advertisement, Trent Dilfer uttered an outstanding statement: “When I think about high school football, I think of what happens on Friday night.” I may be going out on a limb with this, but I bet he thinks of what happens on Sunday afternoon when he thinks of the NFL, too.

In defense of Dilfer, he probably said more than the quick quote NBC aired; it’s just too fun to overlook.

Also, during the game itself, John Madden told us, the viewing audience, “You know, they say winning is a great deodorant.”  That says it all, doesn’t it?

“Rocket Man” on the verge of obsolescence; Seahawks honor high school football

1)Superman outraged at the competition
A German man is developing a strap-on wing. Originally conceived as equipment for extreme sports enthusiasts, it is now being considered an exciting military tool. Instead of slowly drifting to their targets using parachutes, soldiers could fly quickly and precisely to a destination. Also, he is developing jet nozzles for the wing, an advancement which would increase the distance the wing and its user could cover.

At present, there is no word on whether or not he is also developing a cape.

(Thanks to Zippy for the link.)

2)They all started somewhere
When they built their new stadium, the Seattle Seahawks made a nice gesture: they included a display of helmets from every high school football team in the state. That’s superb; I’d like to see more displays like it.