T.A.D.: Week 1 vs. Ann Arbor Huron

Freshmen: defeated by Huron, 0-23
JV: defeated Huron, 41-14

Varsity 2010 record: 1-0 (0-0 SEC White)

First, a note to assuage the inevitable curiosity: T.A.D. is the team’s slogan this year, and it stands for Trust, Accountability and Desire.

Okay.  On to the game.

Location: Ypsilanti, MI (Eastern Michigan University’s Rynearson Stadium)
Opponent: Ann Arbor Huron
Mascot: The River Rats
Real Mascot: The Hurons.  If Pioneer can be the Pioneer Pioneers, then Huron should be the Huron Hurons.
Last Decade vs. Chelsea: 0-4.  Huron is 1-6 overall against Chelsea, with the lone victory coming in the first game between the teams in 1997.
Last Game vs Chelsea: Chelsea defeated Huron 35-29 in 2009

The story so far:
Ever since the end of the 2009 season, the Chelsea football program has been bombarded with countless variations of the same question: “What are you going to do without Nick Hill?”  While it’s easy to answer that question with countless variations of “Chelsea football is more than one player,” the only answer that quiets the questions is the answer on the field.  The game against Huron provided an opportunity to show yet again that Chelsea football is not just one player, but a complete and consistent program.

First Quarter:
When phalanges met football (phootball?) to open the 2010 season, senior Matt Gillespie — whom AnnArbor.com described as “diminutive” — gave Chelsea the fastest start possible: he returned the opening kickoff 86 yards for a touchdown.  After the first of Huron’s four first-quarter three and outs, Nate Udell kept the party going with a 48-yard touchdown pass to Mason Borders; after another Huron three and out and a 41-yard Chris Ballow punt return to the 20 yard line, sophomore Berkley Edwards scored his first career varsity touchdown, giving Chelsea a 19-0 lead only six minutes into the game.

The rest of the quarter was decidedly uneventful: Chelsea’s offense took a nap and lost a fumble, and Huron managed to gain exactly one first down.

Second Quarter:
Chelsea’s offensive nap continued into the second quarter, and its sleepiness even rubbed off on the defense: after Bradbury Robinson‘s gentle reminder to Huron that the forward pass is indeed legal, Huron used a 38-yard pass play to invade Chelsea territory on its way to a touchdown.  That touchdown ended the slumber of the Chelsea defense: while Huron’s next drive crossed midfield, it stalled well out of danger at the 40.  However, Chelsea’s offense continued to doze, so the half ended with Chelsea leading, 19-7.

Quite inexcusably, there was no marching band entertainment at halftime.

Third Quarter:
It seems there were no alarm clocks in either locker room at halftime: for over 11 minutes of the third quarter, the closest anybody came to any sort of excitement was a missed 48-yard field goal by Chelsea.  But just when the game was beginning to feel more like golf than football, senior quarterback Brian Paulsen woke up the Bulldog faithful with a six-yard touchdown run with only 25 seconds left in the quarter, giving Chelsea a 26-7 lead.  Huron produced a glimmer of hope with a 29-yard pass play to end the third quarter inside the Chelsea 40…

Fourth Quarter:
…But a series of negative plays and penalties pushed Huron back out to midfield, ending the drive with a short punt and effectively ending hopes for a comeback.  From that point the game consisted of Huron playing football mostly against a cast of Chelsea backups on both sides of the ball.  Even so, Huron couldn’t finish a drive, so the score remained unchanged through the fourth quarter.

Final Score:
Chelsea: 26
Huron: 7

Don’t Forget My Number:

  • Berkley Edwards led Chelsea in rushing with 71 yards and one touchdown on 13 carries.  Joey Newland wasn’t far behind: he had 68 yards on 13 carries.  That is an important answer to the question of what the team will do without Nick Hill because it stands in stark contrast to the Hill era, when Hill would have a couple hundred yards and the next back would have three Solitaire victories on his iPhone.
  • Mason Borders led Chelsea in receiving with 109 yards and one touchdown on 5 catches.
  • The Chelsea defense led both teams in Total Awesomeness, clogging running lanes better than a ball of hair clogs drains: Huron gained only 77 yards rushing, finished 1 for 14 on third down conversions and punted nine times.

Photographic Evidence:

All I said was that there were fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies on the other sideline.  They must have been hungry.


The Huron kicker just wanted to tell Matt Gillespie a secret…


…And Gillespie said, “Sure!  Come tell it to me in the end zone.”


Either they’re enthusiastically volunteering…or they’re doing the wigalow.  Hands up high, feet down low!


Wonders Mason Borders: “Wait…wasn’t there supposed to be a defense?”


Logan Yordanich can multitask: he can make a tackle and look at the camera at the same time!


Side effects of Chris Ballow may include missed tackles.


“Okay…I think we should all go to the Eminem and Jay-Z show in Detroit.  Oh, and I guess we should run a play now, too.”


Is that defender going to be able to stop Berkley Edwards from crossing the goal line?


Of course not!  You can’t stop the Berkley Express from reaching his destination.


Huron tried a radical new strategy of not blocking anybody.  It was a remarkable success.


Charlie Hess will make you jump!  Jump!


Logan Yordanich can push you out of bounds simply by gesturing at you.


Well, look who’s Mr. Popular!


Though Huron’s scouting indicated otherwise, Nate Udell is, in fact, not ticklish.


Calling Joey Newland’s running lane a gaping hole is like calling Warren Buffett moderately wealthy.


No, really: Joey Newland is in there somewhere.


Yes, the Chelsea student section is that intimidating.


Brian Paulsen can’t shake the feeling he’s being followed.


Aaron Johnson knows the answer to your question.


Now that he has your attention, can Logan Yordanich interest you in a timeshare?


You’d think EMU would have opened more than one checkout lane.


“You know what would get that stain out and leave your jersey brilliantly white?  Tide with Bleach.  Trust me.”


Cal Bauer and Anthony Catalina are all about teamwork.


Be careful — if you make eye contact with Matt Gillespie, he’ll steal your soul!


The scoreboard operator cleared the score too quickly, but trust me: Chelsea won, 26-7.

Next Week:
The Bulldogs face the Trojans of Monroe.  The game is in Chelsea on Friday at 7pm.  Be there!

Photo of the Sports Now, vol. 1: WOOOOO FOOTBALL!!!

To those who know me — and even those who don’t — it’s no secret that my favorite season is football.  I mean, fall.  Did you know the song “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” was originally written about football season?  It was!  But then those greedy Christmas profiteers got their hands on it and rewrote it to be a Christmas song.  (The last three sentences may or may not be fictional.  And by “may or may not be” I mean “definitely are.”)

Chelsea football began early in August, and yea, it heralded a time of great joy.  Why?  Because the beginning of football practice is happier than a Prozac sandwich with Zoloft bread.  I visited the football field on the second day of practice to get my share of the happiness.


I’m legally required to get at least one of these shots every year.


Coach Brown the Younger must be a big fan both of footballs and of Tropicana’s orange juice packaging.


Is this a dance contest?  I’ll never tell…


Throughout the first week of practice, players had to battle high temperatures and nearly unbearable jealousy of Coach Brown the Elder’s visor.


Cal Bauer does his best imitation of a European exit sign.


Here’s a dirty little secret of Chelsea High School athletics: Gatorade cups and water bottles almost never contain Gatorade.


No one — and I mean no one — can backpedal fast enough to get away from Coach Dignan’s steely gaze.


Coach Fanning once again amuses himself by telling the players to line up alphabetically by height.

Photo of the Now, vol. 225: Sounds & Sights edition

Chelsea’s summer-long Sounds & Sights on Thursday Nights events features one extended weekend with three evenings of concerts under a tent on a downtown parking lot.

Thursday evening: Champions of Breakfast

Thursday evening: My Dear Disco

Friday evening: the Howling Diablos

Between acts Friday evening, the CHS drumline entertained the crowd.

Friday evening: the Sun Messengers

Saturday afternoon: Koala Tease

Saturday afternoon: Dr. Dwayne and the Bad Boys From Spain

Saturday evening: Noteworthy

Saturday evening: Fifty Amp Fuse

Photo of the Now, vol. 223

In mid-July, Grass Lake hosted a Michigan Hydroplane Racing Association event.

The start of a hydroplane race is a little different: the boats are given a one-minute countdown to start, with a large clock at the starting line displaying the countdown.  Racers try to time their run to the start line so that they cross exactly when the clock hits zero.  If they cross before the clock hits zero, they’re disqualified.

One racer cut a corner too close and caught a buoy with his boat.

Another racer caught just a little bit too much air and flipped his boat; once it was towed back to shore, other racers helped flipped it over.  The racer suffered only a few bumps and bruises.

Iron sharpens iron

To race an Ironman triathlon, you have to be more than a little determined.  And by determined, I mean crazy.  Why?  Because while an Olympic triathlon covers nearly 32 miles (.93-mile swim, 24.8-mile bike, 6.2-mile run) and is finished by top pros in roughly two hours, an Ironman triathlon covers over 140 miles (2.4-mile swim, 112-mile bike, 26.2-mile run) and is finished by top pros in at least eight hours.  It’s not just regular crazy; it’s italicized crazy.

On the last Sunday in July, over 2,600 italicized crazy competitors descended on Lake Placid, NY for the 2010 Ironman Lake Placid triathlon, determined to spend up to seventeen hours conquering one of the more difficult U.S. Ironman triathlon courses outside of Hawaii.  Oh, and did I mention that one of those italicized crazy competitors was my brother?  Because one of the competitors was my brother, Luman.

Luman’s race day started bright and early: he left the hotel at 5:00am to be in town well in advance of the 7:00am start time.  We spectators took up our positions by Mirror Lake and watched as the competitors entered the water and waited for the cannon.  Unsurprisingly, the start line grew crowded with over 2,600 people in it.

The kayaker and the scuba divers are there to help competitors who run into trouble.  Support volunteers (with boats, kayaks and surf boards) were stationed all along the course, and scuba divers were stationed beneath the course.

The race started with a massive flurry of arms and legs churning the water.

Luman later recounted the violent chaos of the swim start, telling us he got kicked numerous times, once getting his goggles knocked off.

While the swimmers were all concentrating on navigating the course, we spectators were treated to the beautiful scenery surrounding Lake Placid.

The dark clouds over the mountain weren’t empty threats: in the middle of the swim, it began to rain.

The rain was inconvenient for us spectators, but since the swimmers were in the water, it didn’t make much difference to them.  It lasted only a few minutes, and but for one two brief light showers over the next hour or so, it remained dry and overcast the rest of the day.

As the swim photos show, there was no realistic way to spot Luman in the water; when you put wetsuits, swim caps and goggles on a crowd of men, they start to look the same.  I stood at the swim finish for 45 minutes watching the swimmers finish their first lap, and I don’t know how many men I saw that I could have sworn were Luman.  That means you’ll have to look at the swim photos above and pretend you can see Luman somewhere in the crowd.

The swim finish was crowded and chaotic, too, but since the competitors spread out a little bit over the course of the swim, it was chaos on a smaller scale.

There was a bevy of volunteers stationed on the beach, and they all had one job: to help remove the competitors’ wetsuits.  Though we couldn’t spot Luman in the water, we were fortunate enough to spot him on the beach.

With his wetsuit removed, Luman began the quarter-mile run to the transition.

Luman finished the swim in 1:17:44 — nearly 20 minutes faster than he expected.  It was a good start to his day.

On the path from the swim to the bike, one spectator had a curious note of encouragement for the competitors.

We weren’t able to make it to the bike start to see Luman, so we headed into town to enjoy the local Starbucks while we waited for him to finish his first lap.  He thought his first bike lap would be about three hours, but since he rode more conservatively, it ended up being three and a half hours.  We stationed ourselves in front of the 1980 Olympic arena in the middle of town to wait for him, and he greeted us happily as he passed.

With Luman out for his second bike lap, it’s time for a brief tangent.

If the 1980 Lake Placid Olympic arena sounds familiar to you, there’s a good reason.  It was the site of one of the greatest events in sports history: the Miracle on Ice.  (If you’re not familiar with the Miracle on Ice, you should click the link and read about it.)  The arena is open on race day, and while we were waiting for Luman to finish his second bike lap, we found an open door that let us onto one of the benches.

The arena is immaculately maintained and is still in regular use.  It’s amazing to walk into the arena when it’s quiet and imagine the pandemonium back in February 1980, when the upstart U.S. hockey team upset the seemingly unstoppable Soviet team.  For any sports fan with a sense of history, the Lake Placid arena should be on the must-visit list.

You may have noticed my shirt in the above photo.  As explained in a previous post, that’s the shirt I designed as a way of showing support for Luman.  We found the high-profile bright yellow shirts to be very useful: it was easy for us to spot each other, and it was easy for Luman to spot us.  (The following photo is courtesy of my sister.)

Though he’s dressed for sleeping in the above photo, even baby Simeon donned the yellow!

With that tangent complete, we headed to the bike transition area to watch the end of Luman’s bike ride.  While we were waiting, we were reminded that the Ironman is a brutal test for anyone; as one competitor rolled into the transition area, the volunteers immediately began calling for the medical staff.  His day ended on the shoulders of two volunteers.

Luman entered the transition a few minutes later in much better shape.

Luman was consistent on the bike, keeping his second lap only a few minutes slower than his first; he finished the bike in 7:06:33.  A few minutes later he was through the transition and on the run course.

For spectators, the run is by far the easiest of the three events.  It’s practically impossible to pick any one swimmer out of the crowd, and the bikes cruise by at a fast pace, but the runners lope by at a pace that makes it much easier to spot specific competitors.  As well, because the course is two laps around an L-shape rather than a loop like the bike course, the corner of the L affords four chances to spot your competitors.  That also makes it easy to spot the more extraordinary competitors, like this remarkably determined gentleman.

Though the race was (understandably!) beginning to wear on Luman, he still had a smile and a wave whenever he passed us.

As Luman began his second lap of the run, we headed to the finish line to wait for him.  While we waited, we were thoroughly entertained by the steady stream of overjoyed competitors crossing the finish line.  Seriously: the finish line of an Ironman is one of the happiest places on earth.  Some finishers danced their way to the finish line, one even did a cartwheel, and even the finishers who clearly had just enough to reach the finish line still had a look of pure happiness on their faces.

After a couple hours — shortly after the sun set — we saw Luman enter the final stretch.  He was weary, but like the other finishers, he was happy.

Going into the race, Luman’s goal was to finish in 14 hours.  He finished the run in 5:23:43, and he crossed the finish line at 14:08:57.

Though he’d just finished 14 hours of non-stop exertion, he had no trouble walking back to the van.  And though we all expected him to be out of commission the next day, he was limber enough to join us on our visit to the top of Whiteface Mountain.  In fact, while he admitted to being a bit sore, he seemed to be more spry than some of us spectators — an accomplishment he attributed to his rigorous training.

Before the trip to Lake Placid, Luman’s wife had arranged for a surprise: an artistic friend was going to paint the Chelsea rock to celebrate Luman’s successful race.  We arrived home Tuesday night, and by noon on Wednesday the rock was celebrating Luman’s accomplishment.  A few minutes later, Luman arrived to find his surprise.

During the summer the rock often is painted once a day, but Mr. Strong’s Ironman rock remained unblemished from Wednesday noon through Monday evening.

Ice is back, day 13: paint it cool

On the morning of day 13, the rink was finally ready to paint.

I arrived at the arena shortly after 9:00, when the crew was preparing to lay paint.  The paint that provides the nice bright white color comes in powder form to be mixed by the paint crew, as Dan and Tom are doing here.

Painting ice is much different than painting more typical surfaces like wood; instead of drying over a longer period of time, the paint freezes shortly after it’s applied.  When it’s frozen, it’s sealed with a thin layer of ice on top of it.

To cover the ice, it takes 300 gallons of white paint applied in three coats.  The crew used a small garden tractor to pull the paint sprayer, a clever device that looks and operates much like a very small crop sprayer.

Thanks to those three coats of paint, the ice gained its familiar white color and the room seemed considerably brighter.

With the white paint applied and sealed, it was time to add the hockey lines.  While it might be fun to freehand the lines, neither hockey players nor officials would appreciate crooked lines, so the crew put down string to ensure straight lines.

You may have noticed that the string has also been sealed with a layer of ice to make sure it doesn’t move.  This was accomplished with a small pump sprayer, as shown here in the hands of Dan.

The painting process itself is fairly pedestrian: it involves paint, a brush and a lot of work.

Of course, there are also a few circles necessary for a good game of hockey.  To create the proper circles, the crew cut string in the circles’ radii, attached them (one at a time, naturally) to a spike and drew the circles on the ice.

As the day progressed, the surface began to look more and more like a real sheet of hockey ice.

The center ice circle still looked bare, but that didn’t last long: that’s Tom standing next to the circle preparing to paint the arena’s name around the circle.

By 6:15 nearly all of the essential lines and circles were painted and sealed, leaving only the graphics to be added.

The graphic work occurred the morning of day 14, but a schedule conflict prevented me from being there to document the process.  That means the next day will show the considerably less exciting process of flooding the rink to add the last inch of ice on top of the paint.

Ice is back, day 12: there’s gonna be a floody, floody

Required reading: day 1; day 3; day 6; day 7; day 8; day 9; day 11

On day 12 the sand was frozen, which meant it was time to begin flooding to build the ice.  I arrived after the flooding began, and the difference was obvious thanks to the glossier surface.  (I would have said the difference was clear, but that would have been an offense worthy of severe pun-ishment.)

The gloss was provided by the first thin layer of ice on the frozen sand.

Like the rest of the replacement process, flooding was somewhat tedious and time-consuming; in order to build the ice gradually, the water is added with garden hoses, one thin layer at a time.

To minimize splashing, the hoses need to be kept close to the surface; since holding a hose at ground level for hours would be murder on the workers’ backs, they used a simple and wonderfully appropriate solution: they taped the hoses to hockey sticks.

The flooding continued until there was a base of ice suitable for painting.  And since I’m sure that’s what many of you really want to see, let me give you the good news: the next post — day 13 — will feature eight and a half hours’ worth of photos of the process of painting the ice.

Ice is back, day 11: she’s a cold-hearted rink

By day 11, the sand was thoroughly soaked and ready to be cold as ice.

Before the crew could start building ice, they had to prepare a hard base on which to build the ice; the sand, having been fully soaked, could now be frozen to provide that base.

You may note the flurry of activity on the hardening surface.  You may also note the sarcasm oozing from the strokes and counters of that sentence.  Do you remember how thrilling it was to watch the sand dry?  Watching the ice freeze was only slightly more thrilling.  But it was a warm June day outside, so it was nice to spend some time in a cold arena.

When you dump a bunch of water on the floor, you’re bound to end up with plenty of humidity in the room; that consequence can be seen not just by the fog in the above photo, but also by the view through the glass shown in the below photo.

Next up will be day 12, when the floodgates opened.

Ice is back, day 9: soak it to me soak it to me soak it to me

With the very large, very flat sandcastle complete, Tom brought out the sprinklers.

Sprinklers are typically used to help grow crops or grass or happy children on a hot day, but in this case they were being used to grow ice: the sand had to be thoroughly soaked before the crew could start building ice on the sand.

Next up is day 11, when a cold front moved through the arena.